Sorry docs, your handwriting sucks

The prick will cause or ease the pain?

The prick will cause or ease the pain?

Years ago, I heard about the awkward predicament of a young girl. She used to visit chemist shops frequently. No, she was not a patient of chronic diarrhoea; she was in a long-distance relationship with a doctor who used to write to her love letters thrice a week. Like most doctors, his handwriting was also illegible. It could not be read: it could only be deciphered.

Most doctors write illegibly and it’s extremely annoying. We have all experienced it. Forget about the names of the medicines, we can’t even figure out whether we have to pop the pill before waking up or after going to bed. Like a bunch of buffoons, we depend on the extraordinary ability of salesmen at medicine shops to understand what has been prescribed for us and how the drugs have to be administered on us. “Why can’t these buggers write clearly?” an exasperated chemist near my residence once muttered when I handed over to him a medical prescription. The query could indeed by categorised as a universal poser: Why don’t doctors write legibly? But I believe the more pertinent question here should be: Why do doctors write illegibly and what does it mean? We’ll try finding answers to this.

In many cases, gaining health also means losing all wealth

In many cases, gaining health means losing wealth

Last month, I came across a report about a Mumbai doctor who was lambasted by a court of law for preparing a medical report in illegible handwriting. Following the rap, she gave an undertaking in the court that she would try to improve her handwriting. (Read the report). It was a good precedent set by the court and I was savouring the news that morning. Even as I was reading the report, a friend called up and said, “Vish, why don’t you write on doctors’ illegible handwriting?”

“If I do, I will die unattended when I’m unwell. Because if by any chance the doctor who has read this happens to encounter me as a patient, he will look at me as if I were a dead body, not an ailing person,” I told the friend.

“Never mind. There are certainly a few doctors who write legibly and you can depend on them” she argued.

She was right. I decided to write on doctors who write illegibly. Here we go:

Handwriting experts across the world have established that consistent illegible handwriting is indicative of a subconscious inclination to be careless, negligent and sloppy towards the person for whom it has been written. Therefore, if a doctor writes illegibly for his patients, it means he is inconsiderate to the recipients of the prescriptions. It’s like an attitude imprinted on the paper, which could be roughly put into words in the following manner: “I don’t care whether you are able to read it or not; I don’t care whether you get well or not; I am sitting here doing my job the way I like, in my own style. How much you will be benefitted from my skills is your problem and I am not going to be least bothered about what happens to you after you leave this cabin. Just pay the fee to my assistant and get out…”

Doc, writing legibly means showing care. Do patients not deserve that?

Doctor, writing legibly means showing care. Do patients not deserve that?

I know it sounds bizarre but that’s what illegible handwriting means. This attitude among some doctors emanates from the realisation of a power to effect changes in an individual’s physical existence. The power is extraordinary and very few can handle it with ease and without losing their sanity. And no doubt some doctors are as fallible as any other humans and they argue that they write illegibly because they are in haste and they have to attend to many patients. Now, I have a serious problem with this argument. It’s complete hogwash. We can prove it. On an average, a doctor does not write more than 40 words on a prescription. Let’s assume that they take about three minutes to write a prescription in illegible handwriting. But if they wrote legibly, maybe they would take four minutes. Right? The difference is just about 60 seconds. Doc, do you really want me to believe that you write illegibly because you are too busy to spare 60 seconds? Sorry, sir, give me another one. If you consistently write illegibly for your patients, it shows your carelessness and inconsideration.

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Illegible handwriting

Here is an example: the same friend who told me to write on doctors’ illegible handwriting shared with me that her grandfather, a doctor by profession, used to write illegibly while writing prescriptions, but he showed amazing clarity in handwriting when he wrote personal letters. Every time he wrote to his dear family members, he wanted to show his caring nature. And he used to show that through clarity in his handwriting. Do you see a clearer picture now? Haven’t all of us experienced that we become concerned about legibility while writing on greetings cards or love cards? Have you ever thought why? I’m sure you got your answer today: legibility, graphology says, is a subconscious way to show care. So, next time you receive a get-well-soon card with messages written in illegible handwriting, I’m sure you will know how to take it.

Pills that generate bills

Pills that generate only bills

Docs, if your signature is as illegible as your handwriting, then I really do not know what to say. I’ll rather not get into that subject here, as I don’t want doctors to issue a fatwa against me and blacklist me as a patient. Illegible handwriting with illegible signature is a deadly combination. The patients of such doctors say: “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” Docs, no hard feelings. Now, permit me to offer you a suggestion, docs. Please write legibly and you will discover a sudden drop in the number of notices against you for negligence.

By the way, guys, what do you think of the relationship between the doc and the girl who visited the chemist shop frequently? Do you think that guy loved her? I’m not telling you the answer. This one is easy. Go figure!

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MR MITTAL’S HANDWRITING ANALYSIS

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Mr Mittal's handwriting sample

In this post I am analysing the handwriting sample of Mr N Mittal, a Write Choice visitor. Mr Mittal is a rare combination of intense emotions, dignity, pride, honour and self-respect. He always watches a fight between his emotions and his pride. Emotions want him to let go, but his pride stops him for showing what he feels. He has an excessive need to appear right and look appropriate. Mr Mittal always feels he should not say or do anything that is below his dignity. If anyone does not oblige him on his first request, he won’t say it again. He shows respect for people, gives them importance, offers them space and expects other to treat him similarly. He is too proud of the way he looks and handles things in his life. Watch out, Mr Mittal! There is a thin line dividing pride and vanity. Anyone who wants to win his favour needs to appeal to his heart. He is guided by emotions, though he does not exhibit them very often. Mr Mittal sets practical and achievable goals for himself and he pretty much achieves them. He has a keen interest in philosophy and spirituality and ardently pursues acquisition of knowledge. He is emotionally distant from both his parents, especially mom. And it’s likely his mom was a disciplinarian at home.

POP A PEN KILLER

Mr Mittal, I don’t recommend any changes in your handwriting at the moment. But I would like you to bring about some changes in your signature (I’m not showing it for ). I see that the first letter of your first name is overwritten by your second name. I suggest you separate them and use your full name in the signature, making sure that the ‘N’ is the biggest letter in the entire signature. It’s ok to underline your signature the way you do now. All the best!

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10 thoughts on “Sorry docs, your handwriting sucks

  1. Vish,
    All that you have written about me after analyzing my handwriting is true to the last word.
    Graphology is amazing!
    Your article on doctors is very educative. Doctors are so well read and hold a very high esteemed position in the society. But, I could not believe what you have revealed in the analysis of their handwriting. They handle human lives and I personally appeal to all the doctors to take care and improve their handwriting.

    Thanks
    Narendra Mittal.

  2. WIth the increasing use of computers, hand writing standards are falling…so illegible writing is a hazard that we may have to live with.
    Perhaps docs can get an assistant to help out or BETTER still
    the pateint can ask the doc…..

  3. Hey

    Nice reading.

    I am a handwriting freak myself…and have been told by many that I have good handwriting. You have put across some interesting facts…relating handwriting to attitude, something I never thought about.

    I have never come across any doctor with good handwriting….I guess those who have good writing prefer becoming journalists!!

    Personally I do not believe much in graphology…but the article is good.

  4. Joanna,

    Thanks for your comment. In this article, the debate has never been on good and bad handwriting; it’s about legible and illegible. One may not have a very organised and neat handwriting, but it’s not necessary that one will compromise on legibility.

  5. Vishwas,
    You’ve answered one of the eternal WHY questions.
    Thank You! It was short and to the point.
    Lookin fwd to the next post.

    Meera

  6. First of all Thanks, u ll get to kno the reason at end..

    Have been to a Dermatologist last week for uneven skin treatment where he prescribed me certain Vitamin tablets and lot of ointments to apply, as u said resulting in a long bill.. [:D] Lets get to the point after reading ur article I went back and cross checked the prescription and medicine just out of curiosity to understand the Docs hand writing… Any guesses??

    Chemist gave me 60 tabs of Fesovilt (rich source of Folic Acid) wheras the name of prescribed medicine was Fesovit (source of Vitamin & Minerals)..

    So thanks for saving me from taking wrong medicine buddy..

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  8. Hi Vishwas,

    I alwasys wondered why I trust some doctors more than others. I never visited one particular dr. second time.

    After reading your article I went through the prescriptions and I could very well relate to the article.

    Take Care

    Sneha

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